Green Humor Appreciator Gifts

"Light on the embalming fluid. He was into recycling."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"Who died?"

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

Soup art attack

"What do you mean MOO?"

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.