Green Humor Gifts

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"This is a terrible table!"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

The Ultimate Green Office!

"No, I don't recycle."

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

An snail shell with a chimney

'Oops, sorry!'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.