Green Humor Lover Gifts

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"Rising sea levels."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

An snail shell with a chimney

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.