Green Humor Lover Prints

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

An snail shell with a chimney

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'