Green Humorist Gifts

"I try to do my part."

"To be environmentally responsible I only chase electric cars."

"Oh stop moaning Kevin. We all have to do our bit to reduce our carbon emissions."

It's admirable you do your bit to save the planet by wearing green undies, but let's not forget, they weren't green when you bought them!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

The Joshua Tree

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

"Rising sea levels."

"You have a good lie."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

The Ultimate Green Office!

An snail shell with a chimney

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

Global Warming.

'Gene Pool'