Humorist With A Green Heart Gifts

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Winter Weather.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

This is where Brent council sends you

Trump to Build Wall

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

"Rising sea levels."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"You have a good lie."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

The natural selection process in golf.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Food Chain Gang

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

An snail shell with a chimney