Humorist With A Green Heart Gifts

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Winter Weather.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"You have a good lie."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

The natural selection process in golf.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Clown watering his flowers.

Food Chain Gang

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

An snail shell with a chimney

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."