Political Commentary Fan Pillows

Che Guevara in a Bart Simpson t-shirt.

I'm Against Protests.

Jimmy's Pub: Happy Hour 5-6 pm. Hate speech permitted.

Actual Distance

'Sure, this is your reservation, but did you have your reservation confirmed?'

"You know 'Thoughts and Prayers'? That was mine."

"Good morning, handsome! What nasty damage can we inflict today?"

"No rest for the wicked."

The Cowboy Coronavirus!

"At first it tastes like crap, but after a while you can't get enough of the stuff..."

Putin hides under Trump's hair.

The New Cold War

Obama-Lame Duck

'Super Bowl Champ and now Nobel Prize!'

'Thanks! This bailout will save lots of jobs at our plants in Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, Phillipines, Poland, Indonesia, India, Egypt, Thailand...'

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

"I'm sending you back as a black, female, homosexual, left-handed nerd."

'Ms. Ludlow, I'm angry about the economy and would like to send a message to our leaders, please send in a shoe.'

Fatwahs.

"Sorry, as yet, we do not have a bathroom for a woman who self-identifies as a man inside a woman, inside a man, inside a woman...."

'People say I'm out of touch with the country, so Laura and I got a wide-screen tv.'

Torture Budget Cuts

Super Surge! a.k.a. The Buddy List

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Trump! The Musical

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Putin and Zelensky

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!