Political Commentary Lover Pillows

'Have you got any that AREN'T flame retardant?'

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

'I'm afraid toothache doesn't fit the criteria either!'

'Hi, honey! What did you do at school today?'

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

Spanish Democracy

Campaign 2016

'Get me my MP, need some advice on fiddling the books!'

'We were hoping for something less, you know, politically correct.'

'Behind the barricades, Mack. Are you rooted to that spot?'

I predict that Mr. Harper's Conservatives will soon form a minority government.

Jobs for the Taliban

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

Political Couture: Fireproof Pants

Election Clowns

Convicted Contractor

As part of a secret deal, Rudy renounced his only-recently made ties to organized labor and blamed unions for all society's ills, including obesity, scratchy toilet paper, and side effects from Botox. Enthralled by the role-playing, his singularly greedy boss, Armstrong Maynard, gave him a 25-cent an hour pay raise. It was awesome, right? Did you see their faces, watching another wage-earner crushed beneath the wheels of the entrepreneurial engine? Let's do another one. Another what? I'll be Ron

Levelling up event - All equal on sports podium

"I'm hoping our post covid recovery will be world beating."

Why We Hate Them

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Reagacentennial

Laughingstock

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Trump Poutine

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack