Political Commentary Follower Pillows

"Lara Trump: 'We all take notes from President Trump, and you and I both know, he does not take any days off, so nobody takes any days off...'"

Projecting Obama

The Road to Economic Recovery

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Reagacentennial

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Trump Poutine

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Laughingstock

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Tearing up the Iran Deal

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."