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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

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"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Trump Poutine

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"AI chat bot"