Political Commenter Pillows

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

All the fox hunts are out to test the new law! What a load of hunts!

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"AI chat bot"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."