Internet Commenter Pillows

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trump leaving

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Tree of Public Opinion.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Sir Patrick Moore.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Collected works

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

Me when by BDD shows up

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"This is gonna be great!"

"Blogs, twitter, social media, politics - we're living in the golden age of being able to say stupid things!"

Meet the People of the Internet

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Actually, we will replace you."

The United States of Amazement

Chess on TV

"And me without a Twitter account."