Contentious Commenter Pillows

Beware of the Blog.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Trump leaving

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

"With great power comes great reward."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Meet the People of the Internet

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

Suggestions Get Shredded.

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

Internet Commenter Magazine.

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

"Don't forget to come back."

"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..."

A Diverse Cabinet That Looks Like America

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'Nothing about equal opportunity?'

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you."

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away."

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!"

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

New China: Investment Forecasting and Trading (Sorry, our fortune cookies are down.)

The Three Branches of Government

"Sir, your trust me sign is crooked."

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

Vote. You gave him a campaign contribution? Yes -- I think of it as investing in pork futures.

Why Physics and Politics Don't Mix