Professional Commenter Pillows

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

Trump leaving

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Sports Radio in Crisis

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Tree of Public Opinion.

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

Me when by BDD shows up

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

"Blogs, twitter, social media, politics - we're living in the golden age of being able to say stupid things!"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'