Internet Commentator Pillows

'You have won a free course on avoiding internet scams!! Send ?500 to register.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"When I was growing up, we had a crazy lady in town who always spread rumors and gave bad advice! I think she invented the internet."

'I love the internet because it gives us more media to bash.'

Anti-Social Networking

Unsocial Networking.

Antonio had decided to self-publish his internet rants and babbles because he wanted to reach a more serious readership.

"What... This politician said 'good morning?!' How can this bloke know it's a good one?? I don't accept this kind of governmental paternalism and arrogance any longer!"

"Your profile picture is a person of color? What kind of racist blackface crap is that???!"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

The Berlin Peace Movement

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Critisize your weight.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."