Internet Culture Commentator Pillows

"I can't believe we're the last two people on Earth, Clara. I'm kinda freaking out. I need to process this."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Don't editorialize."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Decline of Europe

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

King Solomon's Pollster.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."