Professional Commenter Gifts

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trump leaving

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Sports Radio in Crisis

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Sir Patrick Moore.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Collected works

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

Me when by BDD shows up

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"Blogs, twitter, social media, politics - we're living in the golden age of being able to say stupid things!"