Online Commenter Gifts

'Here's an interesting article about how people hide behind the screen to make comments, rather than meeting face to face to resolve important issues.'

The Internet

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Trump leaving

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Sir Patrick Moore.

Collected works

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Meet the People of the Internet

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Internet Commenter Magazine.

"Don't forget to come back."

'Nothing about equal opportunity?'

The First Asshole

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

Beware of the Blog.

Unsocial Networking.

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Not Proud To Be An American

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

'And it's a photo finish!'

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"