Commenting Gifts

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

Internet Commenter Magazine.

Meet the People of the Internet

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Wifi in Hell

"You know, there are other emojis."

The Cougher

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Trump leaving

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Armageddon