Commenting Mugs

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

Internet Commenter Magazine.

Meet the People of the Internet

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

The Cougher

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Trump leaving

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Armageddon

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Can't even hold signs well.

'Cartoonist thinking'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'