Commentating Mugs

"I'm sorry- I was wrong."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Technically, that has to go down as a missed chance...'

"We're in for one heck of a game, and while I don't usually make predictions, it looks like this one will come down to whoever scores more points."

Sir Patrick Moore.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Laughingstock

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Trump Poutine

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."