Social Commenter Pillows

'Do you think children are growing up too fast?' 'Yes Mummy.'

"Something terrible must have happened somewhere."

"Don't forget to come back."

'Nothing about equal opportunity?'

Complaints, needless complaints and complaints including threats of violence.

Antonin Scalia's last action results in a unanimous decision

A Quick Guide to Our New Post-Truth Political Era.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support the Ex-Troops

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Torturing the English Language

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Critisize your weight.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Real Life/Surreal Life

Government a la Carte

The Berlin Peace Movement

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"