Social Media Commentators Pillows

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

Pontification: "The new Pope is a humble man, very much like me..."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Hate Platforms

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Critisize your weight.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"