Social Media Commentators Pillows

Collected works

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

'Left a final twitter - just hanging around.'

Pontification: "The new Pope is a humble man, very much like me..."

'And I'm sure Brian would have appreciated his facebook friends turning up today.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Hate Platforms

Support the Ex-Troops

Torturing the English Language

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Government a la Carte

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Real Life/Surreal Life

Critisize your weight.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.