Politics Commentator Pillows

'No Johnny...It's not political bias to ask you to add up all the columns.

Department of Public Affairs - Out For A Fling

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Opportunities in Coronatimes

CEO du Jour

Laughingstock

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Trump Poutine

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Where does it all end up?

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Obama Healthcare.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

The Greek Trampoline

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."