World Politics Commentator Pillows

'Putin is looking good on this Syria thing. He's even wearing a shirt.

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Neo-International Law

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Laughingstock

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Trump Poutine

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem