Politics And Sports Commentator Pillows

'You have the wrong channel....that's not the Olympic Games!'

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Laughingstock

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

I think you're ace

Trump Poutine

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'