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"There was apresidential candidate who stole my shtick. I turned him into 'Dopey Donald'."

'Heinz-Kerry tells a reporter to 'shove it.''

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

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"Geez. . . since when has ignorance become a virtue?"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

Greek Crisis

'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!'

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

Trump's firings

Biden Wins

Impeachment Chapter III

'This is not about regime change, honest.'

News Brief: The Saddam trial turned into a shouting match...'Is that like pundits squaring off on TV?'

Servile journalism

Venom

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

The New Cold War

I, for one, welcome our new Kenyan overlord!

The Fiscal Cliff.

"For a change of pace, you shout and answer and I'll make up a question."

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

Republican Cone of Silence

"Welcome to your local polling place..."

Desert Island D**ks

Fatwahs.

'Save the NHS.' - 'Who from?'

'Super Bowl Champ and now Nobel Prize!'

Bill O'Reilly