Political Punditry Aficionado Pillows

Bitch-Slapping Scalia

A Sucky Prez, But a Sucky Black or Woman Prez

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

In the Guru District

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Away with the warmonger!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

CEO du Jour

Political convention

Difference of Opinion

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Where does it all end up?

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'