Political Punditry Enthusiast Pillows

The Fiscal Cliff.

'Ah, but when I made my campaign promises, I didn't say 'Simon says'!'

Trump's Amazing Revolving Door Administration

'Tomorrow the candidate will deliver a major speech...'How to be honest in a dishonest age'...which he wrote himself instead of downloading from the Internet.'

'Save the NHS.' - 'Who from?'

'I knew it - He's a NEOCON!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Welcome to your local polling place..."

"You know what Trump needs? A Republican pope to forgive his blasphemous remarks!"

"We're moving away from politicians who can be bought."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

In the Guru District

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

CEO du Jour

Political convention

Difference of Opinion

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."