Political Punditry Enthusiast Pillows

The Fiscal Cliff.

'Ah, but when I made my campaign promises, I didn't say 'Simon says'!'

'Tomorrow the candidate will deliver a major speech...'How to be honest in a dishonest age'...which he wrote himself instead of downloading from the Internet.'

'Save the NHS.' - 'Who from?'

'I knew it - He's a NEOCON!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Welcome to your local polling place..."

"You know what Trump needs? A Republican pope to forgive his blasphemous remarks!"

"We're moving away from politicians who can be bought."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

In the Guru District

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

CEO du Jour

Political convention

Difference of Opinion

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Where does it all end up?

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."