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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

In the Guru District

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

CEO du Jour

Political convention

Difference of Opinion

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Where does it all end up?

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."