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'Politics is getting so cynical!'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

In the Guru District

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Away with the warmonger!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Political convention

CEO du Jour

Difference of Opinion

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Where does it all end up?

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy