Environmental Commentary Fan T-Shirts

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

Trump leaving

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

Space Pioneer

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

QANON PROUD BOY

Acme Coffee Co.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

The New Cold War

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

Putin Missile

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

"All we need to do to avoid global catastrophe is reduce subsidies for giant asteroids."

Saint Walking On Polluted Water

'Super Bowl Champ and now Nobel Prize!'

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

Fatwahs.

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses - No soliciting.