Pollution Philosopher T-Shirts

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Tuesday, 2022

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

The economy and the environment.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Biofuel - a solution or...?

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'One day this will all be yours.'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

The youth shows responsibility!

'CFC's? I've been using this for years!'

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

Minnesota ground water

Today's problems should have been solved in the 1950s, but in the '50s we were solving the problems of the '20s, and in the 20's we were solving the problems of the 1890's.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

Pollution and money

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'