Environmental Philosopher T-Shirts

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."

Once upon a time we reproduced to shun extinction. Now we must stop reproduction for the same reason.

The youth shows responsibility!

"Are you sure this flood was caused by God? Could it be caused by global warming?"

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

The Procrastinator

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

"How would I know if it's a lovely day or not? I'm a meteorologist!"

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

'They call for a demonstration in favour of climate change.'

Talking christmas tree

'Well you know what they say - the grass is always greener on the other side of the ecosystem.'

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"Entropy already? You just made it."

A finger through the globe

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Environmentalist

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope