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"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'If a share price should fall in the forest, would an environmentalist ever be able to hear it?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Mother nature takes her course.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Post-corona road to recovery

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

The Sensitive Dude.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Population train.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

Biofuel - a solution or...?