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Hot Water: Sorry Out of Use

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Coronavirus

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Computer help.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Critical Ethanol report

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'The big bang theory of creation.'

The Procrastinator

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."