Fuel Philosopher T-Shirts

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Skyrocketing Gas.

Fuels paradise.

Critical Ethanol report

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

Bio Fuels.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Solar Cars

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Propane Supply

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Gas prices up.

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

The last drop of oil...

Earth's energy

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.