Gas Pump Philosopher T-Shirts

Gas prices

Petrol Suicide

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Critical Ethanol report

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

I think I can...

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Fuels paradise.

The five inhospitable gas giants

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Gas eyedropper.

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

The oil crisis.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Earth's energy

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"Label says it's organic. That just means it's made in the State of Organ."

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

Helium Parachute

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

Useful and Useless Screws

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"