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"My other car has lower emissions."

'Ozonhole!'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Gas eyedropper.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Addiction: high gas prices.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Are You a Welfare Leech?

Helium Parachute

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'He's been persuaded to change his behaviour in response to the Government's green taxes.'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

"Didn't the consumer financial protection bureau used to be right here...?"

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

'I'm normally optimistic, but here lately, every time I look at the gas gauge, it's half empty.'

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

CSA bogging down a truck

SUV has a drinking problem.