Gas Guzzlers T-Shirts

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Finger.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Thank you for not droning on about the English

Gas eyedropper.

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Addiction: high gas prices.

Helium Parachute

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

SUV has a drinking problem.

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

'I want everything you've got!'

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

"My other car has lower emissions."

'Ozonhole!'

Pot of Gold.

Doomsday Media Story.

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Gas Prices.