Gas Guzzlers Pillows

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Thank you for not droning on about the English

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Finger.

Gas eyedropper.

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Addiction: high gas prices.

Helium Parachute

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

SUV has a drinking problem.

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

'I want everything you've got!'

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

"My other car has lower emissions."

Doomsday Media Story.

'Ozonhole!'

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Shall I cough on your tires while I'm at it?

Gas Prices.