Gasoline Guzzler Pillows

'I just need enough to fill my tank.'

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline,'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

The Finger.

Gas eyedropper.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Spin for Oil.

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Addiction: high gas prices.

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'Do you also have a leasing plan for gasoline?' (at an auto leasing office).

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

"No thanks, I'm drilling for my own gas!"

SUV has a drinking problem.

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

"You'd better be cheering for a team...and not higher gasoline prices..!"

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

"My other car has lower emissions."

"...two fifty...THREE dollars...three fifty...FOUR dollars..."

Big Bump Gas.

'Free with 20 liters, Debt Counselling'