Gasoline Guzzler Critic Pillows

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Gas eyedropper.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

Spin for Oil.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

New Uses For Excess Coal

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.

Back to coal

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

"No thanks, I'm drilling for my own gas!"

SUV has a drinking problem.

"You'd better be cheering for a team...and not higher gasoline prices..!"

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

'I want everything you've got!'

"My other car has lower emissions."

'There were queues for petrol, so I panic-bought charcoal briquettes and bags of boiled sweets instead'

'Ozonhole!'

'I want something that shows I don't care about gas mileage or gas prices.'

'Free with 20 liters, Debt Counselling'

Big Bump Gas.

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