Gasoline Grouch Pillows

"No thanks, I'm drilling for my own gas!"

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Oil shock.

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Farmer Problems

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

First Cynic in Space

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Spin for Oil.

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

Losing Money on Gas.

Helium Parachute

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

Oil Cuts.

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

'Dear, your father is just a big crab these days.'

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

"You'd better be cheering for a team...and not higher gasoline prices..!"

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

"Stan's not much of a morning person...then again, he's not much of and afternoon or evening person, either!"

Big Bump Gas.

'Free with 20 liters, Debt Counselling'