Gasoline Grouch Gifts

"No thanks, I'm drilling for my own gas!"

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Oil shock.

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

First Cynic in Space

Farmer Problems

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Spin for Oil.

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

Helium Parachute

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Losing Money on Gas.

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

'Dear, your father is just a big crab these days.'

Oil Cuts.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 6

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

"Stan's not much of a morning person...then again, he's not much of and afternoon or evening person, either!"

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

"You'd better be cheering for a team...and not higher gasoline prices..!"

Big Bump Gas.

Doomsday Media Story.