Guilt-ridden Gas Guzzler Gifts

'My other car is electric. . . honest!'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Gas eyedropper.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

Addiction: high gas prices.

Helium Parachute

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'I used to be ambitious, but I find it easier to feel guilty about lack of ambition.'

"Actually, I drink to forget what my car is doing to affect global warming."

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

"No thanks, I'm drilling for my own gas!"

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

'I want everything you've got!'

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

"My other car has lower emissions."

'Ozonhole!'

"In spirit I'm an environmentalist. I love my SUV but I do my best to feel as guilty as possible when I drive it."

Doomsday Media Story.

Gas guzzler.

Gas Prices.