Gas Guzzler's Worst Nightmare Gifts

'I want everything you've got!'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Gas eyedropper.

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Addiction: high gas prices.

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

"No thanks, I'm drilling for my own gas!"

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

SUV has a drinking problem.

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

Your eyelids are growing heavy … heavy … when you awake you will have fewer teeth and fewer dollars … and you will feel refreshed … I don't know why, but that's why hypnotists always say. ?

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

'Busy day?'

"My other car has lower emissions."

Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).

Pot of Gold.

'Ozonhole!'

'5 teeth or less.' supermarket checkout

Gas guzzler.

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Gas Prices.

Nitrous Oxide ban