Gas Guzzler's Worst Nightmare Pillows

'I want everything you've got!'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas eyedropper.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Addiction: high gas prices.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'Joan, can you check the suction settings...?'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

"No thanks, I'm drilling for my own gas!"

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

SUV has a drinking problem.

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

'Busy day?'

"My other car has lower emissions."

Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).

'Ozonhole!'

Gas Guzzler Owners' Support Group.

Nitrous Oxide ban

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Gas guzzler.

'5 teeth or less.' supermarket checkout

Shall I cough on your tires while I'm at it?