Galactic Grouch Gifts

Looking for a gift for your galactic grouch? Explore our collection of humorous and space-themed products that combine a touch of cosmic wit with mischievous charm. These gifts are ideal for anyone with a sassy attitude and a fascination with the universe, blending creative flair with a sense of humor. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, find the perfect quirky gift to match their cosmic personality and make a memorable impression.

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First Cynic in Space

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'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.' mockup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

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Boptimism

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When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

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'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.' mockup

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

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That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy? mockup

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

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Vaccinating Death

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope." mockup

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe." mockup

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

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'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.' mockup

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

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'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!' mockup

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

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"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head." mockup

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

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'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!' mockup

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

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'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .' mockup

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

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'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.' mockup

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

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A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth mockup

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

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Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon mockup

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

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Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?" mockup

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

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Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!' mockup

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

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'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...' mockup

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

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'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...' mockup

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

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Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

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"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?" mockup

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

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Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value. mockup

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

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"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift." mockup

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

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"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"I love it when they come with warning labels." mockup

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

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Black Hole Corks

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'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!' mockup

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

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'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.' mockup

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

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"Hurry children, space is limited!" mockup

"Hurry children, space is limited!"

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Galactic Grouch Gifts Collection

Galactic Grouch Mugs

Explore our collection of galactic grouch mugs, perfect for adding cosmic humor to your morning routine or a space-loving friend’s collection.

Galactic Grouch Pillows

Check out our galactic grouch pillows, bringing cosmic humor and comfort together in one playful, space-themed accessory.

Galactic Grouch Prints

Browse our galactic grouch prints for bold, fun artwork that celebrates space and personality with a humorous twist.

Galactic Grouch T-Shirts

Discover our galactic grouch t-shirts, blending space-inspired designs with witty slogans for those who love to wear their attitude.