Grim Reaper Grouch Gifts

Vaccinating Death

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Covid-19 reaper

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Hi again

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Why the missing face?

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

Operation/Grim Reaper

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

It's called a scythe

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"Come on - let me guess again."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"You may need to seek professional help."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'